citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

(Source: orangeis)

(Source: leilockheart)

thesoloobligatoreblogs:

catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan

OH MY GOSH!!

(Source: deputyjordans)

taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

(Source: youtube.com)